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BLACK MANSION GREETINGS
Your #1 Karma Krushing Greeting Card Shop
About Naberius Greetings
KICKING ASS AND TAKING NAME
Naberius Greetings is the one and only source for Herb the Battle Unicorn and Super Sidekick greeting cards, as well as a selection of Herb's kick-ass friends. Each card is hand drawn, addressed and posted to the recipient of your choice and carries in its interior the most subtle and insidious substance known to the aesthetic universe: glitter. The perfect metaphor for the subtle workings of the cumulative-character-current-creation called karma. The unicorn is a species dedicated to the protection of innocence from evil. Herb the Battle Unicorn and Super Sidekick is hellbent on sticking up for those beset by assholes and miscreants. Herb is skilled at selecting the most sensitive region in the psycho-spiritual existence of the recipient of his assistance, and applying the magic of his pointy, pointy horn to exactly the right spot to enable a wonderful karmic spa cleanse of the most bracing sort. Herb's powers work on anyone, any time, any where. Whether good or bad, Herb will guide his charges toward the bright, glittering light of pure karmic goodness. Think of how happy will be the evil-doer, and the goody-two-shoes alike at the results of this miraculous karma cleanse and weight-loss (of the burden of guilt) program. Order your Naberius Greeting today and start seeing the results of a clear conscience for yourself and others.
WHAT WE DO
Naberius Greetings offers one-off service, handmade, addressed, and posted "Herb the Battle Unicorn" greeting (or, if you prefer, one of his equally hell-bent companions) to the recipient of your choice. Herb is an actual magical unicorn who is a protector of innocence in the manner of his species. He is the Mascot of Naberius Greetings, but he's not alone. He has a whole gang of kick-ass friends whom you can meet on our products page. Sending a Naberius Greeting card unleashes the force of a Kick-Ass, Rainbow-Flavored, KarmaCake and Koolaid Extravaganza in the universe of the recipient. Which is to say that the content depends very much upon the recipient. The message is always the same: glitter. That stuff sticks around. For better or worse. Making it a perfect metaphor for Karma. But wait! There is actually more to this deal. Much, much more. For every Naberius Greeting ordered we will send a free Naberius Greeting card to the notorious, convicted killer or scumbag politician of our choice, thus stirring more vigorously the karma stew. It's a vigorous win-win proposition. Order today and don't delay.
Testimonials
WHAT OUR CUSTOMERS SAY
“This really worked for me. I sent one to my ex. I'll leave it at that."
PLAIN JANE
"This worked like a charm. A very powerful, very bad charm in the life of a notorious evil-doer."
MALA MITHS
“Amazing prices. Seriously. You’re not gonna get results like these anyplace else and for the price, it's a miracle.”
LULU LOPEZ
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