Karma Call
"Honey, it's for you." This is Karma placing a person to person, direct, operator assisted, collect call to the recipient of your choice. Once the card is in hand, the connection will not be broken. This is your karma, baby, and it's got a thing to say.
Each Karma Call card is hand drawn, inscribed and snail-mailed to the recipient of your choice. The exterior will be a unique drawing of the Karma phone, while the interior will feature that substance most perfectly representative of karma: glitter (sometimes referred to as the herpes of the craft world for its insidious ability to stick around for-practically-ever.). Each card is blessed with our special herbal preparations and incantations which are devised specifically for the purification of karma, meaning that each card is precisely calibrated to the recipient by the recipient's contribution of his or her contents of character. Each Naberius Greetings card ordered will be matched by Naberius Greeting for a synergistic providence projection purge, or something like that. What this means is that your Naberius greeting will be mailed at the same time as a card made specifically for a convicted killer of our choice, increasing the awesome freaky fateness of your conjuration. This is powerful shit.
PRODUCT INFO
Karma Call is a handmade card, mailed to the recipient of your choice along with a similar handmade card mailed to a creep of our choice. Glitter interior with optional dedication: "Dear John," for example, and optional signature: "Sincerely, Madame X," for example. Ambiguous inscriptions such as "happy birthday," and "get well," will also be considered. No threats. These are karma cards, and as such, do nothing to anyone that the person hasn't someohow earned, so your explanations are superfluous.
RETURN & REFUND POLICY
Lost items will be resent.
SHIPPING INFO
All cards mailed with in a week. Snail mail.