Scrawny Gianni
I'm Scrawny Gianni. I have no idea what the hell I'm doing. It won't end well, probably, for somebody. Order me and together we'll ask the question, "What could possibly go wrong?" There's always so much to talk about in that realm. So, very much.
Each Scrawny Gianni card is hand drawn, inscribed and snail-mailed to the recipient of your choice. The exterior will be a unique drawing of Scrawny, while the interior will feature that substance most perfectly representative of karma: glitter (sometimes referred to as the herpes of the craft world for its insidious ability to stick around for-practically-ever.).
Each card is blessed with our special herbal preparations and incantations which are devised specifically for the purification of karma, meaning that each card is precisely calibrated to the recipient by the recipient's contribution of his or her contents of character. Each Naberius Greetings card ordered will be matched by Naberius Greeting for a synergistic providence projection purge, or something like that. What this means is that your Naberius greeting will be mailed at the same time as a card made specifically for a convicted killer of our choice, increasing the awesome freaky fateness of your conjuration. This is powerful shit.
PRODUCT INFO
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Your card and your Free Creep Card will be mailed within seven business days and will include the character of your choice and glitter. If the card doesn't arrive, we'll resend. If you want a refund, knock yourself out. We'll even give you one if you're that fucking insane.
SHIPPING INFO
Sent snail mail to recipient within a week. Nuff said.